But if even one Eagle patron was exposed to dick against his will, well, we can all agree that that would be one Eagle patron exposed to dick too many.Īfter I came around to the Liquor Control Board's POV on this-dicks in bars are menace and preventing dicks in bars is a wise use of public funds-I began to wonder if dicks were a problem at other bars in the area.
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And, yes, the Eagle is a dark & dirty gay bar and everyone who enters it-and you have to be at least 21 to enter the Eagle-knows what the place is like. But it's just not fair to assume that every man who goes to the Eagle likes dick. If he had looked up at just the wrong moment-say the moment the LCB agent's camera's flash went off-that innocent Eagle patron would've been exposed to dick whether he liked dick or not. And one might be so petty as to point out the brazen disregard for state law displayed by an agent of the state here: the man on the balcony at the Eagle is wearing a Utilikilt and "up-skirt photography" is illegal in Washington state.īut what about people who don't want to see dick at the Eagle? Imagine an innocent patron with no interest in dick innocently enjoying his beer at the Eagle. One might be tempted to mention that the same state disseminating cock shots via public records is slashing funding for higher education. One could point out that the same state that paid an LCB agent to sniff out cock at the Eagle just kicked 40,000 people off the state health insurance rolls to close a budget gap. Yes, one could argue that trying to shut down the Eagle-and throw bartenders and barbacks out of work-is a huge waste of public money and manpower.
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(At least that's what trained journalists are always telling me.) So I decided to take a step back and consider the full implications of dicks in bars like the Eagle. Our tax dollars at work!"īut a journalist is trained to look at issues impartially. "Thanks to the hard work of the LCB," I grumbled to one of my coworkers, "more people will have seen this dude's dick-in the LCB's report, on our website when I post it-than would've seen it if that dude had spent the whole summer waggling it over the balcony at the Eagle. You can see the LCB's big dick pic-NSFW-by clicking here.ĭisgusting, right? But in all honestly my first reaction was typical knee-jerk Seattle liberal stuff.
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(The dick is so hard to see that I don't even need to hide this photo behind the jump.) But to make sure we can all see the dick the LCB report includes the original shot plus a bonus blow-up shot of the dick at the Eagle. Well, actually, it's not clearly visible in the flash photograph. But it's clearly visible in this flash photograph.
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Actually it probably wasn't clearly visible-the Eagle is a dark bar-until the LCB agent took a flash photograph of it. If you look closely you'll notice that the dick of the fourth man from the left is clearly visible. Here's Walker's tour dates, followed by his dirty dozen songs and why he included each.An LCB agent took this picture at the Eagle. "I don't know if these are all dirty or all country, but they're certainly made by artists who don't give a fuck - and that's the only artists I give a shit about." "Everybody always asks me what my favorite dirty country songs are," he tells Rolling Stone Country. The country parody artist (the alter ego of comedian Ben Hoffman) assembled a new band of pickers to help re-create originals like "Beer, Weed, Cooches," "Better Off Beatin' Off" and the title track of the record, which debuted at Number 9 on the Billboard Country Albums chart in February.Īhead of the tour, we asked Walker to share his favorite off-color country songs. launches his solo tour in support of his debut album Redneck Shit.